To whom it may concern:

when people I haven’t talked to in a while walk with me just to talk to me. Even though it’s the total opposite way they’re going.

:D

Dear Josh,

I loooooooooooooooove being mean with you. It’s like the best time in the world. You make me laugh constantly. Making fun of people just wouldn’t be the same without you. No, sirrrreee.

Except sometimes you’re really fake. Like sometimes so fake that I can’t handle it and I get really annoyed. You’ll tell me something about how you “apparently” don’t enjoy someone, but then act a totally different way towards them. I hate it.

I guess your meanness is fake too, I suppose. Oh well. I’ll enjoy it for now.

Crying Girl is Crying Haterrrr,
Michelle Pham

Tumblr, you’re being dumb. I just posted something! Make it show up, please.

Dear Brittni,

Okay, so I really have a lot of really “nice” friends. I don’t usually befriend them because then our personalities clash too often. But I can stand you. Your mind is kind of out there and…whooooo… If you know what I mean. Hahah. But I met you last year at lunch and it was a good time. You’re extremely nice and good company.

I suppose I picked you for this, even though we’re not very excellent friends, because of the event that happened last year at lunch. How you accepted those dumbass boys’ apology when they got food all over you and didn’t even mean their apology and only freaking apologized because the dean made them. I would’ve punch them in the face. Your entire backside was covered. I can’t believe you were so chill about it.

Yerp, you are indeed the nicest.

Luuuuunch buddy,
Michelle

I forgot about this Friend Challenge thing, so here I am trying again. I’ll be skipping some, but here’s this.

Dear Every one of my Friends,

No, I don’t think you all “I’m duuuumb…” clueless, but clueless about me. Honestly, all of you don’t know anything about me. It’s crazy. Not even those of you who have been with me the longest, know nothing I’m struggling with. If I had to name someone who knew me the most it’d be Mary and outside of my family, probably Ashley. But even then, she’s only scratched the surface.

All of you just think I’m some smart, goodie-goodie child with stereotypical parents. I wish I had someone to trust to cry to. To rant to them all my problems and nonsense. To relate to me.

But any of you that have figured even little parts of me, thank you.

Your Friend,
Michelle

Except the text isn’t long enough and doesn’t text wrap all the pictures, but I’m too lazy to think of more to write.

HAHAH. It played out like this:

“Whaaaaat? Oh well.”

And that’s all I remember. LOLOL.

I’ve been seeing a lot of this: “I love designer brands” lately because of that one 31 things note tag on facebook. It sickens me.

I hate when people say that. It’s so fake of them, especially when they’re the people who don’t even dress very well. And plus, not ALL designer brands are good looking. Some designer things are actually quite ugly.

And that brings me to this. I hate people who buy things just because they’re designer. I remember watching a youtube video of this guy commenting on “girls.” Apparently, we will buy products, even if they’re disgustingly hideous or gross-smelling, because they’re designer. Or if the same applies, but now there’s a product exactly the same BUT cheaper, we’ll still buy the designer one. Because I guess his sister told him that.

I would not do that. Why show off clothes when it’s ugly? Why even buy ugly clothes?

/rant.

“I was born in the wrong decade.”

STFU.

I had a orthodontist appointment today, but I forgot. I don’t listen to the answering machine at home! And plus, they leave the messages on friday when they’re monday appointments. So I probably would’ve forgotten again, because I remembered on friday.

Anyway. :GJA:JF:LASKJF:FJ:LAKSJFL:KJF I had to reschedule it and because of all the holidays and poop, I can’t get in until Dec 16th. FJH:JLKF:Kkjlaf;kafkjafhjsdfafkdjafd. SO ANGRY. IT’S EVEN DURING SCHOOL, I HATE MISSING SCHOOL. fml.

It’s not something “only a few people” have access to. You can use https:// and get into almost any blocked site (like Twitter, or Facebook, etc.) Your point is definitely valid, though.

Yes, I know that. Trust me, I’ve done it before. But that’s just too much effort for a couple minutes to update your status saying, “I figured out how to get on facebook at school(:” just to look like a freaking dumbass.

was excellent.

So, facebook is blocked at my school. And what I really don’t understand is that the very few people who find ways to get onto facebook at school are super happy.

Like I think the point of facebook is to talk to other people. Please tell me what there is to do when you’re the ONLY one on facebook.

Honestly, update your status that practically no one will see because when they get on fb at home, it’ll be hours after.

Dumb.